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Wah IQ Test

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1-800-000-WAH

2013 Teehee Road Wahcago, Illiwahs

This is an Otamatone. The most beautiful instrument in the world. Mostly everybody loves this instrument. But there is a problem. A battery shortage has started around the globe. And the otamatones will not be able to wah. Please watch this informational video on how to donate to the More Batteries, More Wahs foundation. We appreciate your support.

Watch the Informational Video

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This website is rated five stars on teehee.com. One of the patrons that keep this website alive is a woman named Bridget. She loves otamatones so much she has Otamatone posters in her bedroom. Be like Bridget and be a teehee wah.

Meet the owners

Jacob

He is the founding father of the otamatone website and his companion, Mr Wah. On a daily basis you will see him eating chocolate, Taco Bell, and Wingstop. He is very smart with an IQ level of 1.5.

Mr Wah

Mr Wah is an otamatone that loves to wah and eat blueberries. This otamatone lives with Jacob in Teehee. Unlike Jacob, he has a massive IQ of 2.5.

Alyssa

This woman's name is Alyssa, and totally not a random PNG Jacob found online. She is a true egg just like Bridget, and only part of the most exclusive of egg clubs. Be like Alyssa and be an egg.

Battery Donations

Current batteries donated: 0

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Achievements

Special Otamatone Reward!

Support

[email protected]

1-800-123-TEEHEE

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Random Wah Facts

• Otamatones were first created in 1998 in Japan.
• Wahbert once ate an entire pie of blueberries in one sitting.
• Bridget has a secret recipe for “Teehee Sauce” that she keeps in a golden jar.
• Jacob once tried to teach Mr Wah calculus. It didn’t go well.
• The most exclusive egg club meets every Tuesday under the full moon.
• Every 100 batteries donated unlocks a secret golden wah.
• Rainbow badges glow brighter during thunderstorm nights.
• Otamatones are known to emit “super wah” when fully charged with golden batteries.

Wah Games

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Extended Battery Achievements

Donate batteries to unlock amazing surprises:

• 10 batteries: Golden Sticker
• 50 batteries: Wah Sound Pack
• 100 batteries: Special Otamatone
• 250 batteries: Rainbow Badge
• 500 batteries: Legendary Wah Hat
• 1000 batteries: Secret Egg Club Access

Choose Your Wah Adventure

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